The Postman

[ol foot]

THE POSTMAN

One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood,
on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes,
he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David,
the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.
"Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the Postman comments.
David, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving,
since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood,
over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight,
then we started playing WHO AM I?"

The Postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?"

Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet,
with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.."

The postman laughs and says, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it."

"Probably a good thing you did," David responded. "Your name came up 7 times."

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[fillmore nyc]

Good one, and you reminded me of a joke, footie... please excuse if I've posted this before.

Young Johnny is out on his paper route, collecting his weekly money.
Hot Miss Jeanette, the neighborhood milf, see's Johnny, and figures she'll give him a thrill, so she goes inside and puts on a short, see-thru nighty and waits by the door.
Johnny walks up, Miss Jeanette opens the door and his jaw just drops wide open, eyes wide and staring.

"Hi, Johnny" she says... "Is there something I can do for you"??
Johnny says nothing, just stands there staring.

She asks again slyly "Johnny... is there something you want"??
Again, Johnny is dumbstruck, able to say nothing, just staring, mouth wide open.

Becoming slightly frustrated, Miss Jeanette looks down the street and says, "Oh, Johnny, I hear somebody coming... come inside", so Johnny follows her inside.

Miss Jeanette proceeds to lay down on her couch, pulling up the edge of her nighty slightly, and says with her best flirtatious smile and a voice just dripping with sex "Johhhnnnyyy... what do you think is the most sensitive part of my body"??

Johnny, still slack jawed and staring replied "Your ears, ma'am".

Miss Jeanette stopped what she was doing sat straight up with a perplexed look and said "my EARS, Johnny"????

"Yes, ma'am, your ears. When you said outside that you heard someone coming, it was me".

[ol foot]

Good one!!