*After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a
mirror...remembering the time with Bill Clinton.*
*Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.*
*In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help..."God, if
you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.*
*And just like that, her ears fell off!*
*Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it !*
