>> An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a
>> ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview
>> him.
>>
>> Chief Two Eagles' asked one official, 'You have observed the white man
>> for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've
>> seen his progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in
>> agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your
>> opinion, where did the white man go wrong?' The Chief stared at the
>> government officials for
>> over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man found the land,
>> Indians were running it:
>> No taxes
>> No debt,
>> Plenty buffalo,
>> Plenty beaver,
>> Women did all the work,
>> Medicine man free,
>> Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,
>> All night having sex.'
>> Then the chief leaned back and smiled ....
>> 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
JOKE
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