THe Baby Skunk

[myfoot]

The Baby Skunk

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'
'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.’
'But what about the smell?'
'Just hold its little nose.'
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

[fillmore nyc]

Good one, bro!!!!!!!

[jbzoso2002]

[frenchie]

nice one myfoot ....reminds me a pretty similar one.....a former CIA agent is at the headquarters to evaluate 3 new recruits psychologically , two men and a women , so he ask the three of them to complete one simple task ; behind a closed door there is a person each candidate ought to kill with the gun provided for this ; the first guy enters in and two seconds after gets out saying "i just cannot do this " , the person was his mother , then it's the turn of the second candidate , he enters and two seconds after gets out saying "i cannot do this too " , the person to kill was his wife .....then comes the turn of the woman , she enters the room , then after a lot of shouting and noises of all sorts slowly fading away in the end she gets out saying " sons of bitches it was blank bullets , i've had to finish him with the chair " .the person to kill was her husband