http://peoria.craigslist.org/msg/1643372495.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Looking for a bass player. Must be able to drink. Bass gear optional, we got some you can use. Hopefully you're unemployed, because quite frankly, I don't want Mc f'n Donald's to get in the way of our dream of world domination. Hopefully you got a DUI or something that's keeping you from driving too because I like to be the one to drive the van & trailer. It gives me the self-worth I need to continue this ridiculous lifestyle. I'll pick ya up for practice too homie! HOPEFULLY you got a few kids with a chick that's PHYCO because if not, I don't think you're gonna be a very good fit. We need someone that's motivated to be out of the house all weekend for little pay. Last but not least, Must have poor bathing habbits...... I don't want anybody steallin' up on these cougars I'm preyin' on!! Sorry dude... Just sayin.
PS.. If you have a late 70's trans am or camaro... this will help your chances in the audition process. Mullet Optional but recommended. You will be required to "Pee" in a cup...... If we can't get a buzz from just lookin' at it... you're probably better off just going back to your crossword puzzle now.
We play everything from mudvayne, lamb of god, all the way to bill monroe, old crow medicine show. A lot of "show tunes"..... TV Theme songs..... A sophisticated little person carnival with a twist of gypsy jazz. We would appreciate it if you would ware the proper attire when responding. Offer not sold in all stores... Void where prohibited.
•Location: Peoria
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests