Three women, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. One of the younger women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager" she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".
A few minutes later, a phone rang. the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained "that was my mobile phone... I have a microchip in my hand".
The older woman felt very low-tech. She decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of her ass.
The other two women raised their eyebrows, staring at her, pointing at the older womans ass.
The older woman turned around, looked at her ass and said, "Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax"!!!
