If You Don't Think Metal Rules You Sure Had Better Beware

Shredder · Post by **Shredder** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:21 pm

Probably watched his pirated VHS copy of "Trick or Treat" for the zillionth time again starring that weird guy who played "Skippy" from Family Ties (and a Fastway soundtrack)!

mah84 · Post by **mah84** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:59 pm

dynaman wrote:Oh pray tell what will happen Mr. Metal-maddened Wicked Angel if I deny the power of the metal? Will you don your Warlock guitar, jump onto your trusty steed and rally your army of pewter wizards and dragons?

lol

"...and rally your army of pewter wizards and dragons"

Ha ha, that's a good one. I'm still chuckling!

dynaman · Post by **dynaman** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:13 pm

Yeah, it's kind of funny now, but it wasn't when my former roommate/bass player defined that stereotype. Oh yeah, he had it all - mullet, high tops, jersey tour shirts and..........a motherf'n six foot tall display case with glass doors and shelves and thousands of dollars worth of pewter dragons, knights, wizards, etc. I'm not talking about Dungeons & Dragons size shit - dude had some BIG pieces.

"Hey Chris, I might be a little short on rent this month. Check out this wicked Merlin statue I snagged for $300.00! Dude, his crystal ball is the size of my fist!"

tonejones · Post by **tonejones** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:51 pm

Yup, and make the corpse of Janis Joplin rape you! ...

Still not finished laughing at that one!!!!!

Jim SS · Post by **Jim SS** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:20 am

Dude, tell me this isn't true

"Hey Chris, I might be a little short on rent this month. Check out this wicked Merlin statue I snagged for $300.00! Dude, his crystal ball is the size of my fist!"