>> This one ought to put things into perspective for the
>> wives/girlfriends...
>>
>>
>> A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly
>> dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
>> dollars for food. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars
and
>> asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it
>> instead?"
>>
>> "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will
>> you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I
>> don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just
>> to stay alive."
>>
>> "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course instead of
>> food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I
>> haven't played golf in 20 years!" . "Will you spend the money on a
woman
>> in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What
disease
>> would I get for a lousy tenner?!!" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well,"
>> said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going
>> to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless
>> man was astounded.
>>
>> "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
>> and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay.
>> I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer,
>> gambling, golf, and sex.
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