Caution with the beer cans, coke, etc......

Post by **VelvetGeorge** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:08 pm

After a snifter of cognac and 30 minutes in the tub, you get so wrinkly that you'd think you did drink rat piss.

George

Billy Batz · Post by **Billy Batz** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:23 pm

Guess you had a good week.

Me.. Another drudge up the NJ turnpike tonight to drive back down at 3am in what could be the start of a noreaster snow storm. I may be the only one in my band that cant get a couple chicks into a cognac shower.

Post by **VelvetGeorge** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:31 pm

I didn't mean for it to sound like I have any skills at all. Cause I really don't. But us stray dogs get a bone once in a while.

In contrast, look at the crowd from last weekend. How many numbers do you think I got that night??

A: none.

George

Post by **VelvetGeorge** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:32 pm

It wasn't because of a lack of effort......

You! Yes, you. Super hot girl. What's your phone number?????

George

5150loveeddie · Post by **5150loveeddie** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:50 pm

I like that little blondy there on the first pic. I wouldn't mind a little golden something hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

Post by **VelvetGeorge** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:53 pm

You can see all of the hotties who's numbers I don't have here:

http://www.jedimindtrip.com

George

Kendall915 · Post by **Kendall915** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:54 pm

VelvetGeorge wrote:You can see all of the hotties who's numbers I don't have here:

http://www.jedimindtrip.com

George

I feel you man

Its tough for me to pick up girls when my GF is right next to me... damn ball and chains!

dirtydeeds22 · Post by **dirtydeeds22** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:58 am

George,
Was that gig in a college town? You guys should come out to Steamboat and play during our College Ski Week. Pussy Gallore!!!! Drunk, Stoned, Horny, you could have it all. How would I know, I've been married for 5 years, but I have x-rayed a few real hot drunk ones at two in the morning. Strange shit. It's usually about 3,000-5,000 college kids going crazy. A single guitar player could do well I think.

Jeff

white room · Post by **white room** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:14 pm

Billy Batz wrote:Hell. After your 5th or 6th rum and coke you start hoping to find one with rat piss and drink it to show your friends your no pussy.

Exactly!

His tombstone simply read..." He forgot to wash but he was no pussy"

white room · Post by **white room** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 12:26 am

Lord have mercy!!! That chic with the silver and black top ( may be white and black) is on fire!!!

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 1:43 pm

VelvetGeorge wrote:It wasn't because of a lack of effort......

You! Yes, you. Super hot girl. What's your phone number?????

George

Hey George, that photo looks like you were impersonating Pink off The Wall towards the end of the movie. You look pretty intimitating in that photo. Probably scared the females off lol.

Post by **Scumback Speakers** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:13 am

VelvetGeorge wrote:You can see all of the hotties who's numbers I don't have here:

http://www.jedimindtrip.com

George

I'll take the bookends in this photo, please...great smiles.