Dear Guest

bluefuzzguitar · Post by **bluefuzzguitar** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:06 pm

You see, Guest, we're incorrigable!

Give it up man, the war is over...

Mike

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:02 pm

George says

I still get the most chicks.

Oh my god, this thread is killin' me. I've been laughing my ass off.

I know you're paying for the webspace George, but you have to admit it's entertaining as hell!

All started by an anonymous Drama Queen.

Lets see....i attacked his website...what else did i do....oh yes i attacked the WTC and the tokyo subway train with gases.

Funny stuff.

Fritz

flemingmras · Post by **flemingmras** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:03 pm

Well, I almost had George topped in the chick department until that chick's sister came up and started cock blockin'!

Bluefuzzguitar YOU FUCKIN' ROCK!!! I LOVE the way you ended your last post! About having your ears closed after a full nights gig with a CRANKED Super Lead! YEAH!!! FLAT OUT KICK ASS ROCK N' ROLL!!!

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! BTW I am very impressed that you're from a European country yet you purposely learned how to talk American. That must've pissed off your parents since you rebelled against your native heritage. But come on let's face it. If you REALLY wanted to be rock n' roll, you'd have learned the British accent!

Jon

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:30 pm

Why can't network TV be this freaking amusing??

But.....c'mon.....PBR???!!!!!

I shouldn't judge your drinking habits, though. I got through college on the Beast (Mil's "Best") and Night Train.
Well, OK, thanks to drinking I didn't make it through a real university. But I knew what I was there to do, and I did it well.

flemingmras · Post by **flemingmras** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:57 am

VelvetGeorge wrote:
You must remeber that not everyone comes from the Ted Nugent school of political erectness.

Might I add that I am proud to admit that I graduated from there with honors! Rock n' fuckin ROLL!!!

Jon

Trigger · Post by **Trigger** » Sun May 09, 2004 4:41 pm

Thanx to my bandmate 'bluefuzz' Mikey I just read the whole story... This is a beautiful thread!

I just recovered from laughing my ass off...
I gotta come and visit this forum more often.

Thanx, Guest!

How 'bout a taco?

bluefuzzguitar · Post by **bluefuzzguitar** » Sun May 09, 2004 6:13 pm

I relayed the story of 'Guest' to the guys in the band on the way to a gig (Trigger is our bass player) and the guys all seemed to agree that 'Guest' was a chick. Whaddaya'll think, is she a chick?

Mike

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Sun May 09, 2004 9:10 pm

If "guest" is a chick, it's probably an ugly chick with issues from the sound of it......

flemingmras · Post by **flemingmras** » Sun May 09, 2004 9:56 pm

Yeah, I think she's someone who's mad because when I mentioned using a spectrum analyzer to find out what frequency a chick screams at when she's gettin' laid, she got mad because she wasn't "the chick". Too bad neither me nor George would do any ugly chicks!

Jon

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Mon May 10, 2004 12:13 am

Too bad neither me nor George would do any ugly chicks!

Jon, I hate to say I've done an ugly Chick or two in my day, but......
They didn't have an attitude, and they related to that proper frequency you speak of!

Fritz

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 10, 2004 1:56 pm

im not a chick...

you can be proud for the chicks you have shagged and the sounds they make during sex but if your marshall sounds like a weak pussy ,my marshall sounds like balls to the wall

bluefuzzguitar · Post by **bluefuzzguitar** » Mon May 10, 2004 2:10 pm

Believe me, Guest, all our Marshalls sound balls to the wall!

I bet your amp sounds more like your balls hit the wall!

Mike

flemingmras · Post by **flemingmras** » Mon May 10, 2004 2:34 pm

Yeah that's kinda funny. HER Marshall...uh...err...uh...I mean BOOGIE sounds "Balls to the wall" but yet SHE ain't even got the balls to make HERself known! I guess THAT'S why we KNOW it's a chick!

BTW not only do OUR Marshalls sound BAWLS TO THE WALL(MAN!), but they are just like women in that they really SCREAM when you finger it just right! YEAH ROCK N' FUCKIN' ROLL!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 10, 2004 2:36 pm

It must be your virtuosic guitar playing that makes amps sound so good then

flemingmras · Post by **flemingmras** » Mon May 10, 2004 2:38 pm

Actually, Guest ACTUALLY said something smart!!!

Yes, even good sounding amps WILL sound like shit if you can't play worth a shit. They had a name for that concept what was it...oh yeah! SHIT IN SHIT OUT!!!

However when we say and amp sounds like shit we are referring to the ones where even if God was to play through the amp the amp would still sound bad.

Jon

Now if only Guest would grow more balls than his Marshall and make himself known...