A Princess and a lady in waiting were walking trough the palace gardens one evening when they happened upon a frog in their walking path....
To their surprise, the frog began to speak:
"Oh beautiful and fair Princess, a hex has befallen me from a witch most wretched"......
.....as the Princess and lady in waiting stared in amazement, the frog continued......
....."my true form is that of a young, strapping man in my mid-twenties. I am...well was.....considered quite handsome by all of the ladies who encountered me. It would take only one kiss from your fair lips to remove this curse and restore me to my former self. And as a small token of my appreciation, I am also a rather reknown guitarist and shall serenade you with every song of rapture that your heart desires......"
The Princess bent down and gently picked up the frog...looked deeply into his eyes.....and then ever so carefully placed him into one of her pockets....
"Aren't you going to kiss the frog and release the curse" the lady in waiting inquired???
To which the Princess replied....
"Why???"
"I can make ten times more money with a talking frog then I can with a guitar player"!!!!!!!!!
OR
Q: How do you make a guitar player turn it down???
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him!!!!
OR
Q: How come the female vocalist couldn't get in her house???
A: She missed the entrance and couldn't find the key!!!!
OR
Q: What's the difference between a female vocalist and a Masarati?
A: Most musicians have never been inside a Masarati!!!!
OR
Q: What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend???
A: Homeless!!!
OR
Q: How do you know when a drummer has a paying gig????
A: When he asks "Do you want fries with that"????
OR
Q: What do you call a horn section playing in unison???
A: A minor 2nd!!!!
There's a ton of 'em!!!!
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