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JOKE
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:03 pm
by St August
A tour manager comes across the guitarist and bass player fighting at the side of the stage and pulls them apart asking what the problem was. "That bastard detuned one of the strings on my bass", says the bass player, "And we're on stage in five minutes." "So what's the problem?", asks the tour manager. "He won't tell me which string it was he detuned", said the Bassist.
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:54 pm
by Flames1950
Rock bass players only need one string anyway, so he's got only a 25% chance of the one he will actually play being detuned.
Less if it's a five or six string!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:42 pm
by St August
A man walks into a shop and says: "I want to buy a guitar". "Ah", says the shopkeeper, "You're a drummer, aren't you?".
"How did you know that?" askes the man.
"This is a fish shop." answers the shopkeeper.
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:06 pm
by Conner
Q: How do you drown a lead singer?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:09 pm
by Conner
Q: How do you know there's a drummer at the door?
A: The knocking slows down.
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:12 pm
by ScottW
Conner wrote:Q: How do you know there's a drummer at the door?
A: The knocking slows down.
A: And he doesn't know when to come in.