RANT

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:08 am

Why must my girlfriend's friend Holly always have to get kicked out of her houose by her mother so she can end up holing up with my girlfriend and myself. GOD! My romantic life is in turmoil!

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:55 am

Dude!
Can you say "THREESOME"!

That's a no-brainer. You're not gonna get much sympathy from the adult male populace.

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:56 am

OnTheFritz wrote:Dude!
Can you say "THREESOME"!
That's a no-brainer. You're not gonna get much sympathy from the adult male populace.

Beat me to the punch on that one, Fritzie.......

Think of it as an opportunity, not a setback.....gotta pay her way somehow.

SpeedMetal · Post by **SpeedMetal** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:11 pm

Is she hot? I could take her off your hands for a couple hours a night!! Just trying to help a brutha out

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:11 pm

Flames wrote:

Beat me to the punch on that one, Fritzie.......

I knew i had to act fast when I read that post!

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:57 pm

Nah I don't think that it's all that good of a thing right now. Under different circumstances maybe. But Chick one gets kicked out of the house so she goes to Chick Two's house who happens to live with her BF (Shane). All sorts of Chick bonding goes on leaving Mr. BF to himself. Chick One is ALWAYS around leaving no time for BF and Chick Two. DO I have this right or am I way off?

I went through a similar deal a few years back where it almost ended up with me getting kicked out.

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:00 pm

Trust me man, Holly is BIG.

SpeedMetal · Post by **SpeedMetal** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:03 pm

Fat girls need love too....but they gotta pay

NO FAT CHICKS

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 4:05 pm

I knew there had to be an explanation!

But,...... is she really that big?

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:47 pm

Probably 220 lbs. Not my type.

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:03 pm

220 isnt that bad as long as its proportionate. How tall is she?

Billy Batz · Post by **Billy Batz** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:14 pm

Necrovore wrote:220 isnt that bad as long as its proportionate. How tall is she?

??? Proportionate? Like 20ft tall?

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:22 pm

Man you fucked up my joke.

But Hey..... Whole Lotta Holly eh? 42, 39, 56 You can say she got it all!!!

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:47 am

Ha ha. She's like 5'6".

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:51 am

oh god... double those measurements then. On the other hand I'm sure that she has a nice personality. At least thats what your girlfriend tells you Im sure. Don't they alwasy say that? Oh shes nice or she has a wonderful personality. Only to have the winner of the Miss Hideous pageant walk through the door.