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Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:48 am**

Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's Such A Bitch......

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:12 am**

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:33 pm**

Last night MY wife and I were sitting on the terrace, and suddenly, out of nowhere, she turns to me and slaps me in the side of the head!!! I said to her "what in the world did you do that for"? She said "thats for giving me 15 years of bad sex".
I understood her feelings. But I also wanted her to understand mine. So I turned to her and punched her right in the fukkin' ear. She looked at me and screamed "what the hell was THAT for"??? I said "for knowing the difference".

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:22 am**