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You have to sit thru a short commercial but I think if I was this guy I'd be getting a new girlfriend
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10040

Struck dumb... by a thunderclap.... at birth

I'm speechless. What possible reason could one have for doing such a thing. Beyond stupid.

I laughed my ass off!!!!!

Looks like a fine candidate for The Darwin Awards don't ya think

Confirms my theory...a lot of chicks really have a love/hate relationship with our male family jewels. Do you hear that guy's girlfriend LOVING it and cracking up? Freaky. They love to see a guy kicked in the nuts, or in this case a 90 mph tennis ball to the nuts... It's rooted in penis envy somehow. Too complex for most hetrosexual guys (like me) to figure out. I should point out that it's not ALL women, but a lot of them...fuckin' masochistic if you ask me. I mean, how many of them would stick their tit out in the same situation? Oh, how 'bout NONE!! And that's just their tit...not an equal comparision at all.
The guy is an idiot...he will never have his girlfriend's respect after that fiasco - no matter what she says - ever again.


To wit - if you are dating a girl, that thinks this shit is funny - dump her, she has emotional issues.
Otherwise, don't say I didn't warn you...

Eargasm wrote: Do you hear that guy's girlfriend LOVING it and cracking up? Freaky. They love to see a guy kicked in the nuts, or in this case a 90 mph tennis ball to the nuts...

As much of a shithead as that guy is for letting her do that, his putting up with that friggin' laugh of hers just tells you what a numbnuts (literally) he really is. She'd be cackling like a fuckin' chicken right up until I stuck my coffee thermos into a convienient orifice on HER body. /

...and you guys don't even live in Southern Cal. They invented "I, Me, Mine" gold digging Ho shit here... I almost popped a bitch in a bar when I first moved here. She tapped me on the shoulder and said "I make $75K do you make more?" Man, fill,you woulda been proud. I gave her both Brooklyn barrels. Man she ran like a scalded cat.

What's this world comin' to?

NY Chief wrote:...and you guys don't even live in Southern Cal. They invented "I, Me, Mine" gold digging Ho shit here... I almost popped a bitch in a bar when I first moved here. She tapped me on the shoulder and said "I make $75K do you make more?" Man, fill,you woulda been proud. I gave her both Brooklyn barrels. Man she ran like a scalded cat.

What's this world comin' to?

Chief, MY man!! Talk about goin' Brooklyn on a stupid bitch... about a year ago me and my wife drove down to the Village, and when I was trying to park, some fukkin' diesel-dyke, truck drivin', flannel wearin', cock hatin', lesbian man-bitch didnt like that I wouldnt wait for her dumb ass to walk behind my car (there was a lot of traffic coming, and I would have lost the spot), so she fucking PUNCHES the rear quarterpanel of my car while Im backing up!!! I dont think she expected to see Mr. Psycho-maniac get out of the car, and she SURE didnt expect to hear that if she didnt get the fuck away from my car, I was gonna rip off her arm and beat her to death with it.
She took off, but not before yelling at my wife "You're gonna spend the day with HIM"???!!! She dont know that my wife woulda bitch-slapped her even quicker than I would have!!
I dunno, man... what IS this world coming to??
To quote "Cool Hand Luke": "what we have here... is failure to communicate".