I see George has been screwing with the rankings again.....

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:33 am

I now show up as a "tube amp molester."

I have a hard time believing anyone would consider what I am doing to a CBS era Bassman 100 "molesting".........more like a mercy killing........

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:41 am

Oh well, better a "tube amp molester" than "Michael Jackson's Right Hand Man"......I keep my molesting where it belongs, inside the chassis.

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:17 am

Hmmmmmmmm I wonder what 10,000 posts will yield?

myker · Post by **myker** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:39 pm

Ha! make sure you drain those filter caps before you go molesting your amps, pervert!
mike

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:45 pm

myker wrote:Ha! make sure you drain those filter caps before you go molesting your amps, pervert!
mike

No way, I live for the pain with my pleasure.

Post by **VelvetGeorge** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:00 pm

I had to, you guys are racking up posts so fast. I have ranks for 1250, 1500 and 2000.
But I need ideas for ranks. Please submit below.

George

videocat23 · Post by **videocat23** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:09 pm

3000 - Walking Amplifier
5000 - Eddie's secret guitar tech
7500 - Duece Biggalo Tube Giggalo
10000 - Metroamp Concubine

dynaman · Post by **dynaman** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:46 pm

"Freak for da tweak"
"Octal Tendencies"
"Born to Bias"
"Senior Circuit Advisor"
"Amplitude Dude"
Serial Circuit Maker"
"Wired Dreamweaver"
"Tagboard Terrorist"
"Amp Champ"
"Purple Plexi Eater"
"Gamer For Gain"
"Feedback Enforcer"
"Sargeant Solder Slinger"
"Amplified and Satisfied"
"Gain Drainer"
"Gottalottatoysfornoise"
"Jonesin' For Tonesinthistown"
"Schematic Scholar"
"Solder Surgeon"
"Drinks His Valvateen"
"Evil Clone"
"Cloned TestosterTones"
"Wonkers For Wires"
"Tone In, Turn On, Drop D"

The SLO cloners should band together and call themselves the "PreAmptive Insurgency" or maybe the "Turret Board Tag Team".

And the next time George's girlfriend makes a post he should be labeled the "Metrosexual Maverick"!
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Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:38 pm

For some reason Zappa's stuff on "Joe's Garage" is in my head tonight (must be why it's throbbing.) Makes me think someone around here needs to be the "Tube Slut."
Is that the amplification equivalent of the "Beer Bitch"?

dynaman · Post by **dynaman** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:27 am

"I ain't gonna squash it and you don't need to wash it!"

tonejones · Post by **tonejones** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:21 am

Dynaman is da man with da list!!!!!

I definitely dug those....

dynaman · Post by **dynaman** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:03 am

Oopa. I think I remember seeing someone on the PlexiPalace going by the name "PurplePlexiEater". Scratch that from the list.

Post by **VelvetGeorge** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:24 pm

Those should keep me busy for a while! Thanks.

George

Sturmur · Post by **Sturmur** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:57 pm

Haha, I love it. Make sure to put in "My amp goes to eleven"