You Hear Something ?
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:32 am
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact after a few minutes, she placed her hand on his
arm and said, 'let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'
He f ollowed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your
ears.'
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these
breasts; They are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How
can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered.... 'Outside, when you said you
heard Someone coming.... that was me.'
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next
to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact after a few minutes, she placed her hand on his
arm and said, 'let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'
He f ollowed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your
ears.'
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these
breasts; They are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How
can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered.... 'Outside, when you said you
heard Someone coming.... that was me.'
Poor kid..
