NEW SUPERMARKET CONCEPT

[myfoot]

A new supermarket opened in Orlando, Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

[fillmore nyc]

A new supermarket opened in Orlando, Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Good one!!


( Whats that address?? I need some condoms... )

[myfoot]

( Whats that address?? I need some condoms... )

heh heh

[NY Chief]

condoms?

I'm not sure that aroma would be the one for me...

Now the panty aisle..... may be a different story....

[fillmore nyc]

Now the panty aisle..... may be a different story....

In these economic times of conservation and corporate streamlining, that would be located right next to the fresh fish counter...

[myfoot]

Hasn't this been gone over in the Just Three Words thread

I really wanted to add "alabama hot pocket" to that last post too

[NY Chief]

Hence the great universal thinking of our Metro brotherhood!

[fillmore nyc]

Hence the great universal thinking of our Metro brotherhood!

Yeeeahhh, buddy!!

[Drifting]

Haha, that was excellent, did you make that up or find it somewhere?

I'm gonna try it on some friends tomorrow

[jerrydyer]

beer isle has two dudes fighting.

[fillmore nyc]

beer isle has two dudes fighting.

I smell a thread development here...

The natural foods isle have deathly skinny bra-less chicks in drab-green tanktops that dont shave... anything...