I had to ship a guitar that I purchased back to its builder to Asuncion, Paraguay, and after getting numerous shipping quotes in the zillions of dollars, I settled on US Postal Service, who hands shit off to FedEx.
It cost me $627 to get the guitar shipped (that STILL makes me dizzy), but that was at LEAST $100 less than anyone else, and I HADDA get the guitar shipped back... no choice. The recipient asked me to insure it for $150, because apparently they charge 100% tax on the declared value of the package!! To get it out of customs down there, he would have to pay $150. The guitar is worth around $1750, and the recipient assured me that if the guitar was damaged, he would not hold me responsible.
Well, I just found out that the fucking geniuses in customs in S. America have decided to charge the recipient tax on the SHIPPING cost ($627) instead of the $150 that is clearly marked on the declaration page, so he refused to accept the box!!
NOW Im doing battle with FedEx to try to get them to convince customs in Paraguay to move their stance, and charge the correct amount... so far, its been a complete waste of time. FedEx down there is just as uncooperative as customs. I actually got on a 3 way conference call with FedEx in Asuncion, and the rep there said to the rep here, "well, what does this shipper think we're gonna do for him?? Tell him to contact the recipient and let HIM handle it".
Meanwhile, here FedEx is asking ME if I want the guitar returned (which would require ME to pay the tax) or do I want the box "abandoned" (read: "some fuckin' greaseball in Paraguay will walk away with the guitar").
I feel like Im dealing with people straight out of the movie Midnight Express.
Like these are the sort of pricks that'll lock you up for 25 years cause you were trying to bring an orange back from their piece of shit country.
What a fucking nightmare. I dont know what the resolve is gonna be yet, but it doesnt seem good.

