Urgent Public Alert!!!

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:27 pm

Watch out!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and
unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a
drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large, what the
kids call "kegs". Female sexual predators at parties and bars use
"Beer" to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units
of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men
are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men
will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking
women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that something bad occurred. At other times, these unfortunate
men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as
"a relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female
may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
long-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is
administered and the predatory female offers sex.

Please! Forward this warning to every male that you know. However, if
you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an
open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For
the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow
pages.

npminard · Post by **npminard** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:37 pm

Gonzo · Post by **Gonzo** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:09 am

That's funny.

Billy Batz · Post by **Billy Batz** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:39 am

Is that an onion news report

mightymike · Post by **mightymike** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:50 am

Sounds like you got a girl that was Coyote ugly. That were
you wake up in the morning, and she's laying on your arm, and you chew off you arm, so you you don't wake her up.

There's worse things than ugly.
Be glad she was a female.