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THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY!

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:13 pm
by ams1aw
So I was on Fort Hood and they had some of those "famous guitars" carpets for sale. So I was looking at them and the actual conversation with the pesky old saleslady (battleaxe) went as follows; I swear to GOD!

Battleaxe- "So....are you a CARPET LOVER?" OH YES SHE DID!! :D

Me- " I love to MUNCH carpets, I love 'em so much!" OH YES I DID!! (COME ON. SHE SET HERSELF UP RIGHT?) :lol:

STAY WITH ME IT GETS BETTER!!

Battleaxe- "So....you are a CARPET MUNCHER?" Swear to GOD; she actually asked me that! :lol:

Me- "Oh Yeah, I'm a carpet muncher from waaayyy back" :drool:

Battleaxe- "Are you trying to talk dirty to me?"

Me- "Are you calling me a CARPETMUNCHER?" :clap:

Just then, her husband hears me say, "Calling me a CARPET MUNCHER?" and asks his wife the battleaxe "What the HELL ARE YOU DOING DORIS?"

The husband was the OWNER OF THE CARPET STORE! I told him how his wife was calling me a "Carpet Muncher" and how I didn't appreciate be called those nasty names. :lol:

He then APOLOGIZED for his wife's ABHORRENT BEHAVIOUR, saying "I don't know what get's into her sometimes!" " I heard her call you a "CARPETMUNCHER" and that is absolutely OUTRAGIOUS!" :lol:

He then said to me, I swear to God I am NOT MAKING THIS UP, " Tell you a secret, I'M A CARPET MUNCHER TOO, AND DORIS JUST LOVES IT!" :lol:

Re: THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY!

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:33 am
by hotshot9911
I have no comment to that last sentence lol!!! :lol: