Where is your mind?

[5150loveeddie]

It was absolutely the biggest hardest one I had ever seen. I was nervous
at first so I just licked it a
little with my tongue. But it tasted so good I finally wrapped the entire
thing with my soft wet lips.
It was too good not to share. So I called my best friend up and she came
over to see my great find.
When she saw how big and hard it was her eyes lit up. She immediately
grabbed it up and started
sucking on it so hard I thought she wasn't going to save any for me. But
my friend was true blue.
We passed it back and forth, over and over again, hard, wet, delicious
until it was entirely spent.
And that was the day I shared my favorite lollipop with my best friend.

Alone...The sky was dark, the moon was high. We were alone, just she and
I! Her hair was brown,
her eyes were blue. I knew just what I wanted to do...So with courage I
did my best, I relaxed my
hand upon her breast. Her face was good,her body was fine, I ran mine
fingers down her spine. I
placed my hand upon her heart, she slowly spread her legs apart. I knew
she was ready but I didn't
know how - This was my first time at milking a cow.

I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled
straight up. I decided I had to
try it once. I slowly and carefully eased myself on to it. It felt weird
at first, then I got used to it. I
went up and down and up and down on it. I was really loving it. Now I ride
on escalators all the
time.

I took my fingers slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and
white. I licked it, once,
twice........I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster and
harder. I began to scrape my
teeth against it. There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy, I was
done. I really enjoy
chocolate snowballs.

I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There seemed to
be more and more of it. I
moved it towards my lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me. I put
it in my mouth and
moved it around with my tongue. The time soon came when I knew I had to
spit it out. It was
quite and experience the first time I tasted toothpaste.

They were both round and firm. There was only the slightest difference
between the two. I used my
other hand to grab the other one and twist it hard the other way. Now
there is a brighter light bulb
in the living room.

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it
between my fingers until I
got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and
the end was wet. Then it
got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. Then I took the garden
hose and watered the
bushes.

I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do
it. I called my friend. He
said he knew how to do it and would teach me. He put his arms around me
and started. I watched
nervously in the mirror. He finally finished and pulled slowly back. I
felt relieved that it was over.
I hate neckties.

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I
wanted to do with it. I
carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew
how great it would be if I
just started eating it. But I decided to keep my ketchup for my burger.

They were the two biggest balls I had ever seen! They hung so heavy and
low. I tried lifting them
gently but that wasn't enough. They had to be pulled and I pulled on them
very very hard. They
finally came. I then moved them to a higher spot on the Christmas tree.

[Country Boy Shane]

Where the hell did you find this crap?

[5150loveeddie]

it's someone from this board