someone help marshall !
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:45 am
https://www.marshallheadphones.com/mh_s ... ndon-phone
My ^^ they really are desperate
what's next ? doorknobs ?
I guess this is what is to be expected when high profile gratuates that have been sheeps all their lives are payed to "brainstorm" by a company .... you cannot learn to be original and think ahead on a whim , when 99% of your life have been spent doing precisely what you were asked for without ever daring to decide for it and ... licking boots ^^
i can almost hear the new products management team from where i am :
"" gentlemen's , let's lead marshall corp into the 21th century , we have to launch an "IT" product to stay ahead of our competitors , poll say the new generation of kids spend 75,37 % of their free time on android products , we have a niche product sector to penetrate right there , if we stay faithful to the image of the brand by making a vintage item but at the same time shamelessly representative of our times ( says he looking at the ceiling as a greek philosopher would have gazed at the stars ) we could really well succeed to increase our market share ....let's make a china made plasticky and bulky android phone yey !! ""
really dude ? an android phone ? because this market is already so sparsely provided for that you need to trash your image on it doing an nth attempt as posing like a plasticky toy seller whereas all your historic amp line suffer more and more from a reputation of being unreliable and cheap ?
Do they actually PAY monthly the guys who actually come up with such product strategies or do they just copy their competitors ?
A simple android app would have done the trick and would have been far cheaper , AND more efficient running on top of the line smartphones that everyone already HAS , than on a cheap chinese knockoff vaguely covered by an elephant tolex imitation no sane person will ever buy .
yeah knobs not such a bad idea after investigation compared to that except for the fact that there already are plenty in the management offices ....
rent ...over ...
My ^^ they really are desperate
what's next ? doorknobs ?
I guess this is what is to be expected when high profile gratuates that have been sheeps all their lives are payed to "brainstorm" by a company .... you cannot learn to be original and think ahead on a whim , when 99% of your life have been spent doing precisely what you were asked for without ever daring to decide for it and ... licking boots ^^
i can almost hear the new products management team from where i am :
"" gentlemen's , let's lead marshall corp into the 21th century , we have to launch an "IT" product to stay ahead of our competitors , poll say the new generation of kids spend 75,37 % of their free time on android products , we have a niche product sector to penetrate right there , if we stay faithful to the image of the brand by making a vintage item but at the same time shamelessly representative of our times ( says he looking at the ceiling as a greek philosopher would have gazed at the stars ) we could really well succeed to increase our market share ....let's make a china made plasticky and bulky android phone yey !! ""
really dude ? an android phone ? because this market is already so sparsely provided for that you need to trash your image on it doing an nth attempt as posing like a plasticky toy seller whereas all your historic amp line suffer more and more from a reputation of being unreliable and cheap ?
Do they actually PAY monthly the guys who actually come up with such product strategies or do they just copy their competitors ?
A simple android app would have done the trick and would have been far cheaper , AND more efficient running on top of the line smartphones that everyone already HAS , than on a cheap chinese knockoff vaguely covered by an elephant tolex imitation no sane person will ever buy .
yeah knobs not such a bad idea after investigation compared to that except for the fact that there already are plenty in the management offices ....
rent ...over ...