$20 At Taco Bell

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:18 pm

I just spent $20 at Taco Bell and I don't feel so good

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:41 pm

Serves you right for spending that money at Taco Bell.

Shredder · Post by **Shredder** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:41 pm

Ewwwww-hopefully you stay in close proximity to your toilet!

carson5150 · Post by **carson5150** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:00 pm

Anonymous wrote:I just spent $20 at Taco Bell and I don't feel so good

I suppose that was brought on by $200 of marijuana.

johniss0001 · Post by **johniss0001** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:46 pm

not bein funny here but what is tacobell

Billy Batz · Post by **Billy Batz** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:49 pm

The absolute worst (by that I mean best) American food chain. Mexican food. Only the food they serve barely resembles mexican. More like mexican on the way out. Iz good tho.

Jim SS · Post by **Jim SS** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:19 am

If I eat that shit, it is followed by about 15 hours of explosive flatulence. This works out real well at parties. What even works better is Stag canned chili. Pure nose candy. I farted at football game this past year and it made the guy behind me in line for the bathroom throw up. Still laughing about that one.

Jesus, I am one sick bastard.

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:39 am

Jim SS wrote:If I eat that shit, it is followed by about 15 hours of explosive flatulence. This works out real well at parties. What even works better is Stag canned chili. Pure nose candy. I farted at football game this past year and it made the guy behind me in line for the bathroom throw up. Still laughing about that one.

Jesus, I am one sick bastard.

You remind me of back in college......a buddy and I used to get onion rings from one particular Burger King (that restaurant couldn't have ever cleaned out their fryers......) because we could count on it like clockwork; five and a half hours after eating there we would start blowing ass so bad you could literally taste the onions. We did it just to kill each other when we got back to the apartment.........

We did that once before he went out with his girlfriend, he got away with blaming it on some poor fat lady sitting in front of them in the theater, while everyone around them damn near puked choking on the fumes. They've been married for years now, and she still remembered that date about ten years later -- when I told her what had really been going on she still remembered the stench vividly enough to go smack him a good one.......

mightymike · Post by **mightymike** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:16 am

When I dating my soon to be ex wife, I took her to a romance movie.
(It was her turn to pick)

Anyhoo it was the friggin worst movie about some Hacidic Jew School Boy
who was too shy, and it took an hour and a half bfore they finally kissed.
This one was just dragging on.

So finally here comes the big scence, where they're gonna finally kiss, and their lips start to come closer together (almost in slow motion), and right as they meet, I let one rip so loud that, the whole movie theatre could hear it.

My wife ran out of the theatre beet red, and a guy a couple rows over laughed his ass off. He probably felt the same way.

She doesn't make me watch those type of movies anymore.
I feel one brewing just thinking about.

I never understood why a place that serves beans would have a slogan
of "Run for the Border"

Billy Batz · Post by **Billy Batz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:05 am

mightymike wrote:She doesn't make me watch those type of movies anymore.
I feel one brewing just thinking about.

ROTFLMOA

Thats one way to do it.

mightymike · Post by **mightymike** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:29 am

The whole theatre was silent anticipating the kiss.. It couldn't be more beutifully timed and BASSY. (There was .1uf couplers, with no Attenuation on that fart)

I should have won an Oscar for adding a little comedy to a boring movie.

or at least a Grammy.

sub · Post by **sub** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:34 pm

Taco Bell

Is this a Mexican telephone corporation?

....just kidding....

JD · Post by JD » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:46 pm

HA HA HA HA HA AH HA I'm actually laughing out loud like a retard over here.

$20 worth of Taco Bell is dangerous, borderline insanity.

saborthw · Post by **saborthw** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:36 pm

OH MY GOD this is the funniest stuff I have read in along time I cant stop laughing !!!

Regards

Scott

bvmjethead · Post by **bvmjethead** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:32 am

I can eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I will not fart, but give me one McDonalds anything and I fart for hours.

Dehydrated apricots........

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