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I just spent $20 at Taco Bell and I don't feel so good

Serves you right for spending that money at Taco Bell.

Ewwwww-hopefully you stay in close proximity to your toilet!

Anonymous wrote:I just spent $20 at Taco Bell and I don't feel so good

I suppose that was brought on by $200 of marijuana.

not bein funny here but what is tacobell

The absolute worst (by that I mean best) American food chain. Mexican food. Only the food they serve barely resembles mexican. More like mexican on the way out. Iz good tho.

If I eat that shit, it is followed by about 15 hours of explosive flatulence. This works out real well at parties. What even works better is Stag canned chili. Pure nose candy. I farted at football game this past year and it made the guy behind me in line for the bathroom throw up. Still laughing about that one.

Jesus, I am one sick bastard.

Jim SS wrote:If I eat that shit, it is followed by about 15 hours of explosive flatulence. This works out real well at parties. What even works better is Stag canned chili. Pure nose candy. I farted at football game this past year and it made the guy behind me in line for the bathroom throw up. Still laughing about that one.

Jesus, I am one sick bastard.

You remind me of back in college......a buddy and I used to get onion rings from one particular Burger King (that restaurant couldn't have ever cleaned out their fryers......) because we could count on it like clockwork; five and a half hours after eating there we would start blowing ass so bad you could literally taste the onions. We did it just to kill each other when we got back to the apartment.........

We did that once before he went out with his girlfriend, he got away with blaming it on some poor fat lady sitting in front of them in the theater, while everyone around them damn near puked choking on the fumes. They've been married for years now, and she still remembered that date about ten years later -- when I told her what had really been going on she still remembered the stench vividly enough to go smack him a good one.......

When I dating my soon to be ex wife, I took her to a romance movie.
(It was her turn to pick)

Anyhoo it was the friggin worst movie about some Hacidic Jew School Boy
who was too shy, and it took an hour and a half bfore they finally kissed.
This one was just dragging on.

So finally here comes the big scence, where they're gonna finally kiss, and their lips start to come closer together (almost in slow motion), and right as they meet, I let one rip so loud that, the whole movie theatre could hear it.

My wife ran out of the theatre beet red, and a guy a couple rows over laughed his ass off. He probably felt the same way.


She doesn't make me watch those type of movies anymore.
I feel one brewing just thinking about.

I never understood why a place that serves beans would have a slogan
of "Run for the Border"

mightymike wrote:She doesn't make me watch those type of movies anymore.
I feel one brewing just thinking about.

ROTFLMOA Thats one way to do it.

The whole theatre was silent anticipating the kiss.. It couldn't be more beutifully timed and BASSY. (There was .1uf couplers, with no Attenuation on that fart)

I should have won an Oscar for adding a little comedy to a boring movie.

or at least a Grammy.

Taco Bell
Is this a Mexican telephone corporation?



....just kidding....

HA HA HA HA HA AH HA I'm actually laughing out loud like a retard over here.

$20 worth of Taco Bell is dangerous, borderline insanity.

OH MY GOD this is the funniest stuff I have read in along time I cant stop laughing !!!


Regards

Scott

I can eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I will not fart, but give me one McDonalds anything and I fart for hours.



Dehydrated apricots........