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VAN HALEN REUNION TOUR TO KICK OFF IN LAS VEGAS:
By Norm Clarke, Review Journal Las Vegas / "A Van Halen reunion tour, with David Lee Roth back in the fold after 22 years, is in the works, with a Las Vegas launch looking good. A late April date at the Palms' new venue, The Pearl, is "99 percent" likely, a source said. It would be the latest coup for Palms owner George Maloof, who will open the 2,500-seat venue with a lineup that includes Tool, Evanescence, Gwen Stefani along with Van Halen, all in the first month. Many critics consider Van Halen the greatest party-metal rock band of all time."
WebLink: www.reviewjournal.com.
A press release / conference next week perhaps folks?

I've seen his photo on the cover of the new Guitar World today. I swear his face looks photo shopped on the mag. Maybe they will call the tour The Trusses, Facelifts, and Wigs tour. Sponsored by The Mega Extortion of our Customers Fender Custom Shop. Home of the $29k EVH Frankenshite Replica Guitar.

Tickets on sale now. $5000 for Parking lot attendance which allows you to press your head against the wall of the auditorium and barely make out the band through the white noise. On up. Floor seats will be held until the morning of the venue for Our corporate sponsers and their friends who instead of going will auction them off on Ebay.com with a starting bid of $100,000,000.00 No reserve set.

I thought it looks more like Alex than Ed!
Sound of one hand clapping.
yngwie308

I can't wait to see them.