Red Wings

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:52 am

Being a Wings fan, one has to be *amped*! :rockon:

21 home wins in a row, NHL record.

fillmore nyc · Post by **fillmore nyc** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:27 am

OnTheFritz wrote:Being a Wings fan, one has to be *amped*!
21 home wins in a row, NHL record.

Fritz, I cringed just a little bit when I saw the thread title "Red Wings"... I dunno what "Red Wings" means elsewhere, but here??

Lets put it this way:

Blue Wings: Headed "South of the beltline" with a female cop, or a dead chick.
Yellow Wings: South on a Chinese chick, or any girl that needs to use the "facilities".
Pink wings: South on a white chick.
Black Wings: Same on an African American girl.
Green Wings: Same on a chick with an STD.
Orange Wings: With a disabled girl.
Brown Wings: Further south than the "normal south"... aka, "the crater on the dark side of the moon".
Gold Wings: The latter half of "Yellow Wings", and the facilities are you.
Gray Wings: With someone over 50.
Silver Wings: With someone old enough to be your mother.
Purple Wings: The latter half of Blue Wings, but she's been dead over a week.
White Wings: She's a virgin.

Red Wings?? Her "red volcano" is erupting... while you're down south.

Hey, dont look at me... I just know some stuff.

myfoot · Post by **myfoot** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:19 am

Yeah that's the first thing that popped into my noggin too! Kind of a "red badge of courage"

fillmore nyc · Post by **fillmore nyc** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:21 pm

myfoot wrote: Kind of a "red badge of courage"

Sorta like "Fear Factor"... without the money.

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:08 pm

Being a dyed in the wool Wings fan, this never crossed my mind!

Reading the topic I can now see why this went off on a tangent!

Btw, as far as earning my Red Wings, I'm taking the fifth!

fillmore nyc · Post by **fillmore nyc** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:11 am

OnTheFritz wrote:Btw, as far as earning my Red Wings, I'm taking the fifth!

I'd have to DRINK a fifth... of Jack.

Anyway, sorry about the thread diversion!! As Footie said, "it was the first thing that popped into my noggin too"!!!

vanhalen5150 · Post by **vanhalen5150** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:52 pm

I have to admit, that's impressive.

I think whats even more impressive is that the Leafs have never won at home, are sold out for the next 30 years, have no talent, don't need talent because the fans could care less, and contiue to make more money than any other team in NHL history.

Go Oiler's!

OnTheFritz · Post by **OnTheFritz** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:21 pm

vanhalen5150 wrote:I have to admit, that's impressive.

I think whats even more impressive is that the Leafs have never won at home, are sold out for the next 30 years, have no talent, don't need talent because the fans could care less, and contiue to make more money than any other team in NHL history.

Go Oiler's!

Wings did it again tonight, great move by Pavel, that guy never ceases to amaze. What a talent.

JimiJames · Post by **JimiJames** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:37 am

oh shoot.... umm... my mouse slipped...

NY Chief · Post by **NY Chief** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:47 pm

Ha, knew about HA's definition of Red Wings but never put 2 & 2 together with the hockey club...

but didn't know the others. Thanks for the "education" filly!

JJ, thanks for not peeing on my Rangers (yet...)

I was thinking about posting just today how the Rangers have their best team since '94 and the friggin Wings just have to step it up a bit more.

See ya at the Joe, George. Rangers- Wings game 7!!!!!!

demonufo · Post by **demonufo** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:24 pm

fillmore nyc wrote:
OnTheFritz wrote:Btw, as far as earning my Red Wings, I'm taking the fifth!

I'd have to DRINK a fifth... of Jack.

Have to be the whole damn bottle for me... (where's the spew-icon?)

fillmore nyc · Post by **fillmore nyc** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:11 pm

demonufo wrote:
fillmore nyc wrote:I'd have to DRINK a fifth... of Jack.
Have to be the whole damn bottle for me... (where's the spew-icon?)

It'll do for now...

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myfoot · Post by **myfoot** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:29 pm

fillmore nyc · Post by **fillmore nyc** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:34 pm

myfoot wrote:

WAY better, Footie!!

myfoot · Post by **myfoot** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:14 pm

Probably scare us what's out there as far as icons go

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