Joke for the day

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:02 pm

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint! when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

Bainzy · Post by **Bainzy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:26 pm

LOL

Mr. Mullard · Post by **Mr. Mullard** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:28 pm

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5 One to hold the bulb and the other 4 to get so wasted the room starts spinning!

Bad Kitty · Post by **Bad Kitty** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:50 pm

Two drummers walk past a bar... Hey, it could happen.