" I wish you would do more around the house. "

blfrd · Post by **blfrd** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:54 am

Okay. Yes, I'm unemployed and have all the free time a man could want.

That doesn't mean I WANT to spend all day putting up baseboards and swiffering floors. I got shit to do!

Like playing guitar!

Seriously, how many of you have heard this before?

Are there any women on this forum? Seems like a 99% man board.

Any women that know my wife?

mightymike · Post by **mightymike** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:34 am

I think their need to be a "Honey Do List" discalimer added in the vows.

blfrd · Post by **blfrd** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:38 am

I knew I wasn't alone.

mightymike · Post by **mightymike** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:43 am

I got so sick of it, I started making her some "Honey do Lists" in retaliation

I figured, 2 can play at that game

But I'm at a disadvantage cause I used to build houses, and she know's it, and thinks I'm some kind of Bob Villa or something.

blfrd · Post by **blfrd** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:48 am

I'd like to be a fly on the wall at Bob Villa's house

NY Chief · Post by **NY Chief** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:51 pm

mightymike wrote:

I got so sick of it, I started making her some "Honey do Lists" in retaliation

I figured, 2 can play at that game

But I'm at a disadvantage cause I used to build houses, and she know's it, and thinks I'm some kind of Bob Villa or something.

I hear that mike. My wife watched my re-model my old house while on a 3 month layoff now she thinks I can re-model "her" kitchen while working full time....

JeffG. · Post by **JeffG.** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:35 pm

LOL... I get the opposite. Mine wants me to hire more things done and spend time with her downtown.

Its hard to stomach the prices people charge for half-assed work though. If they even bother to show up.

NY Chief · Post by **NY Chief** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:28 pm

JeffG. wrote:LOL... I get the opposite. Mine wants me to hire more things done and spend time with her downtown.

Its hard to stomach the prices people charge for half-assed work though. If they even bother to show up.

GOT THAT RIGHT!

Ohzoso · Post by **Ohzoso** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:29 am

My wife doesn`t talk to me anymore which is a good thing

Guitar Adjuster · Post by **Guitar Adjuster** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:45 am

Ohzoso wrote:My wife doesn`t talk to me anymore which is a good thing

Your the lucky one around here!

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:58 am

"I wish you would do more around the house" is so open-ended I'd have fun screwing with her head on it.........

"Oh, OK, I'll spank it to Internet porn in different rooms so I'm 'doing more around the house'....I'll even wash my own spunk rags instead of making you do it."

St August · Post by **St August** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:12 pm

Flames1950 wrote:"I wish you would do more around the house" is so open-ended I'd have fun screwing with her head on it.........

"Oh, OK, I'll spank it to Internet porn in different rooms so I'm 'doing more around the house'....I'll even wash my own spunk rags instead of making you do it."

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:28 pm

St August wrote:
Flames1950 wrote:"I wish you would do more around the house" is so open-ended I'd have fun screwing with her head on it.........

"Oh, OK, I'll spank it to Internet porn in different rooms so I'm 'doing more around the house'....I'll even wash my own spunk rags instead of making you do it."

Well it was just a thought.

St August · Post by **St August** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:41 pm

mightymike · Post by **mightymike** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:58 pm

Great, now I'm scared to shake your hand.

Just Kidding