Doc asks, "Do you smoke?"
"Never"
"Do you drink?"
"Hell no! Not me. That shit will rot yout gut!"
"Do you chase fast, loose women?"
"I'm a good boy, Doc. No f'n way!"
Doc asks.........
"THEN WHY THE HELL DO WANT TO LIVE TO 100??????"

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