RANT

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:05 am

Ha! Well she is funny and makes people smile. And that is what does it for her boyfriend.

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:33 am

"I met her on Mon-day
it was my lucky bun-day....."

I know one of you guys knows "Big Bottom" by heart........

myker · Post by **myker** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:02 pm

when my wifes friends overstay their welcome i just start walking around naked, the wife gets mad cause her pal gets to see the goods and the friend goes missing. she gets mad at me but then gets over it. works like a charm. works for the inlaws too.
mike

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:33 pm

Flames1950 wrote:"I met her on Mon-day
it was my lucky bun-day....."

I know one of you guys knows "Big Bottom" by heart........

I know a lot of the lyrics.

"Big bottom, big bottom. Talk about bum-cakes, my girls got 'em. Big bottom drive me out of my mind. How could i leave this behind?!"

"My baby fits me like a ... flesh tuxedo. I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:19 pm

Country Boy Shane wrote:
Flames1950 wrote:"I met her on Mon-day
it was my lucky bun-day....."

I know one of you guys knows "Big Bottom" by heart........
I know a lot of the lyrics.

"Big bottom, big bottom. Talk about bum-cakes, my girls got 'em. Big bottom drive me out of my mind. How could i leave this behind?!"

"My baby fits me like a ... flesh tuxedo. I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

In another chorus he changes "bum-cakes" to "mud-flaps"......what a riot.

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:24 pm

Big Bottom
by Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

Flames1950 · Post by **Flames1950** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:45 pm

Aaah. Thank You.

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:59 pm

speaking of "Tap" im gonna have to go pick that dvd up this weekend

Zoso · Post by **Zoso** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:26 am

When you get the DVD, watch it at least once with the commentary on. It's like having a whole new movie! The three actors do the commentary in character and it is f'ing hilarious. To be honest, I've seen that movie so many times as is, that I usually watch it with the commentary since I got the DVD just for a change up.

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:16 pm

I'm addicted to that movie too.

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:43 am

I have yet to watch it with the commentary, but I can see why I waited 16 years to watch it again. It's at least a tad more bearable to watch than Goodburger. Maybe watching it with the commentary on will make it a bit funnier.

Kind of wierd how the main singer is Lennie from Laverne and Shirley and the bass player is one of the main vocal people from The Simpsons. And I never knew that Nigel was married to Jamie Lee Curtis. The wife told me about that one.

Zoso · Post by **Zoso** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:26 pm

I love all the movies those guys have done. It is usually those three plus an ensemble cast of regulars like Eugene Levy, Fred Willard, and Caroline Rhea. "Waiting for Guffman", "Best in Show", and "A Mighty Wind". I think Christopher Guest (Nigel Tufnel) wrote all those. Plus he was also Count Rugen in "The Princess Bride".

Country Boy Shane · Post by **Country Boy Shane** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:47 pm

I like Best in Show alot. The couple with that brown dog and Eugene's character have me laughing so hard.