Crack in my Windshield

mightymike · Post by **mightymike** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:35 am

I'm driving along on the highway
at 65 miles an hour
(the speed limit), minding my own business,
when outta nowhere there's
this big crack in my windshield!!

I swerved right,
and then left,
and it was still right there!!

el34on11 · Post by **el34on11** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:21 am

Derrick

NY Chief · Post by **NY Chief** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:38 am

Remember "Crack kills"

Billy Batz · Post by **Billy Batz** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:19 pm

Im trying to figure out how one smokes crack

NitroLiq · Post by **NitroLiq** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:21 pm

Well crack smokes....especially after a visit to taco bell. In the words of Cheech and Chong "I gotta go to dee can mayne. Oootchi la Pesta! (sp) My eyes are burning!!"

45auto · Post by **45auto** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:32 pm

that's just gross. know when to cover that $#!t up. i love those old cheech n chongs, remember the ride in the truck & the jar o' pee? painfully funny.

fillmore nyc · Post by **fillmore nyc** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:33 pm

I know that guy. He's no dummy. One day, his kickstand fell off, so he takes her along so that when he stops to park, she gets on her hands and knees and he sticks the front tire right in that thang so the bike doesnt fall over!! (See how it all makes sense now???)