Three labs at the Vet

[myfoot]

The Three Labs At The Vet

There were three male Labradors at the vet. A white, brown and black one.

The brown one looks at the white one and says "Why are you here?"

"I'm here because I'm a pisser. I piss all over everything. The sheets, the carpet and clothes. My owner is going to snip my balls cause he thinks it'll calm me down."

"Why are you here?", the white one asks the brown lab.

"I'm here because I'm a digger. I dig up everything. I can't help it. I dug up the lawn, the flower bed, everywhere. My owner is going to snip my balls too for the same reason."

The two look over at the black one and ask, "Why are you here"?.

"I'm a humper," said the black lab. "My owner bent over in the shower and I tried to hump her."

"Oh, man!", the other two exclaimed. "So you're getting your balls snipped too, huh"?.

"No, no," said the black lab. "I'm getting my nails clipped..."

[BLOOZE]

[fillmore nyc]

Thats gonna be the joke at work this morning!!!

[bdc]

I'll be telling that at band practice tonight......