The woman and the frog

[fillmore nyc]

A Woman was out working in the garden one day, and came across a frog caught in a trap.
The woman was very startled, particularly when the frog said to her, "Your husband set this trap. If you will be so kind as to release me, I will grant you three wishes. However, there IS a condition to your wishes: Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times what you get... I have no choice... thats just how my wish-granting works".
The woman said, "That's okay... I have a plan", and proceeded to free the frog.

For her first wish, she said "I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world".
The frog warned her, "You DO realize that this wish will also make your husband easily the most handsome man in the world... a "Man among men". He will be irresistible to other women".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world, and by default, he will only want me."
So, BAM!! She's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she says "I want to be the richest woman in the world".
The frog said, "That will DEFINITELY make your husband the richest man in the world... he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, BAM!! She's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish.
She answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: WOMEN ARE CLEVER!!! DONT MESS WITH THEM!!!

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke. Stop here and continue feeling good about yourselves.
(Male readers: Please scroll down).












The womans husband had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife...
The ACTUAL moral of the story?? The frog was the husbands pet. Women are not really that smart... we just let them think they are.



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you never listen!!!

[myfoot]

I love a happy ending

[frenchie]

The womans husband had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife...
The ACTUAL moral of the story?? The frog was the husbands pet. Women are not really that smart... we just let them think they are.

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EXACTLY ! i always wondered why the hell if we males are so dumb why did women fought so hardly to resemble us ? having day jobs , the right to vote , wearing pants , etc ... while destroying the pillar of society ; family cell in the process ....
that feministic way of bragging about our soooo predictable primitive needs driven motion has always gotten me on the nerves somehow ^^

[Froumy]

Big time hat tip Frenchie... And yes, the family is the pillar of society.

Why do I think my wife may have wished for 1/10th of a deadly heart attack? I love her and all... but hell, I annoy myself sometimes.

Heard some crazy survey a little while back. You know that stereo-typical 50's house wife? (that was frankly, undervalued, and under appreciated?). Turns out that "modern" women rank FAR lower on all happiness surveys than the 50's house wife. WTF? I'm not going to ask my wife to do that, because there are still sharp objects in the house....But go figure!

If you're a woman, and you're not beautiful? You better get REAL good at math, because your going to have to FUCKING WORK FOR A LIVING!!

Too bad the gals we love don't always realize how much we gladly bend over for them, and our families. Not a decent man alive that won't gladly do it. As poorly as the women of yesteryear were treated(not condoning), I suspect they actually appreciated the support, because they were able to focus on the only thing that really matters to all of us, in the end, your children.

So, thank you ladies, and please don't go off on me- my gorgeous wife has that covered.

[fillmore nyc]

EXACTLY ! i always wondered why the hell if we males are so dumb why did women fought so hardly to resemble us ? having day jobs , the right to vote , wearing pants , etc ... while destroying the pillar of society ; family cell in the process ....
that feministic way of bragging about our soooo predictable primitive needs driven motion has always gotten me on the nerves somehow ^^

Big time hat tip Frenchie... And yes, the family is the pillar of society.

Why do I think my wife may have wished for 1/10th of a deadly heart attack? I love her and all... but hell, I annoy myself sometimes.

Heard some crazy survey a little while back. You know that stereo-typical 50's house wife? (that was frankly, undervalued, and under appreciated?). Turns out that "modern" women rank FAR lower on all happiness surveys than the 50's house wife. WTF? I'm not going to ask my wife to do that, because there are still sharp objects in the house....But go figure!

If you're a woman, and you're not beautiful? You better get REAL good at math, because your going to have to FUCKING WORK FOR A LIVING!!

Too bad the gals we love don't always realize how much we gladly bend over for them, and our families. Not a decent man alive that won't gladly do it. As poorly as the women of yesteryear were treated(not condoning), I suspect they actually appreciated the support, because they were able to focus on the only thing that really matters to all of us, in the end, your children.

So, thank you ladies, and please don't go off on me- my gorgeous wife has that covered.

+1000 to you and Frenchie. Very well said!!

[spaceace76]

yeah i've noticed that as well... the modern woman doesn't seem to be all that happy
case and point: every chick flick or female-centered tv show. they always seem to be complaining about something that made them happy 10 minutes ago. that's not true for all girls of course, but a large majority seem to have that attitude. just annoying

[frenchie]

Heard some crazy survey a little while back. You know that stereo-typical 50's house wife? (that was frankly, undervalued, and under appreciated?). Turns out that "modern" women rank FAR lower on all happiness surveys than the 50's house wife. WTF? I'm not going to ask my wife to do that, because there are still sharp objects in the house....But go figure!

As poorly as the women of yesteryear were treated(not condoning), I suspect they actually appreciated the support, because they were able to focus on the only thing that really matters to all of us, in the end, your children.
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mah you know "reissuing" a good thing of the past doesn't mean we're not allowed to impove the product with one or two profitable modern appointments ,i agree with you froumy i'm absolutely not into letting wives be allowed to diner only after the "male" and this type of old garbage that was sometimes happening you know , the same way it's a good thing that they're able to work when the husband blows a fuse somehow , but come on a fraction of them "active women" start to behave like frakking tatooed truck drivers , and guess what , i may be weird but i don't find ANY appeal in this ...Anyhow the sad thing is that at some point there's no turning back , gotta pay for the tax on the recycling of the frakking plastic they impose to us , on the interest of the debt , on the inflation , on the more and more expensive food , soon on the air extra help is sadly required ...

ps ; what a bunch of nostalgic fools we are

[NY Chief]

Most women are NOT happy unless they are miserable...

[chrisom]

Get a wife from overseas- They aren't "american-ized" yet, but it can happen fast, so make sure you already had a vasectomy first, are out of debt, and have all mail your sent to a P.O. box so you can throw the credit card offers away. You might stand a fighting chance... This isn't advocating control issues, it's choosing your battles to minimze your risk...

[frenchie]

Get a wife from overseas- They aren't "american-ized" yet,

i think here you VASTLY underestimate the spread , speed and strengh influence of american culture have and have had everywhere else than usa
ok perhaps in some parts of siberia ? maybe one or two lost rabbit holes in africa ? but i think that's about it .
i'm "overseas" and i can tell you , apart from one or two different meal recipies , it's the same bullshit EVERYWHERE
i think cultural exceptions in woman behavior is more a question of individuality and personnal experience than country of origin , some women are the still real deal because they resisted the massive sociologic pressure on their own ,or have strong personalities and a family that gave them values , but they are becoming rarer and rarer , gotta lift up every rock ^^ i mean it's not like searching a one night lay .... here it's simple , dress well let the bucks' corners show up a little from your pocket ,brag like mad , wait 1 minute chrono and call it a day .... but i doubt anyone could live an entire life with an annoying one night lay , unless you wanna divorce 2 years after and loose all your savings in the process ..... FAR more expensive than a high end escort girl treat very often and no need to say escort's bodies are far better shaped than a random bar lay in fact women think we are stupid but they make us think five pawn ahead very often , and we got to , cuz if not we're screwed

[NY Chief]

A sign posted over the urinal in a local bar..

"the next time I see a girl I like I'm just going to give her a house a call it even".....

[Xplorer]

I'm not alooone ! loool, so happy to find these messages !
women are so victims of something that isn't in their hands anymore... and sure, our hands too.

i'm so agree with everybody here. We live a difficult time that never existed before, we're pioneers !

But something new in my thoughts is : But why the fuck did women wait centurys to start a revolution , just before i was born ??? couldn't they wait a few years ?

no, seriously, despite the fact that they don't know anymore what to "invent" at copying men, these stupid men ( well said Frenchie ! ) , and make them obey to this sex in every aspects of life, i think that we can trust men at being brave and start some kind of new era, from this mutation age. bringing something constructive, not dictatorial.

i never dive in their game, i hate it, but damn, they can be rude ... Women : not very fair play lol.
this zapping civilisation fits well their "weapons".

with the time, it'll probably look less intimidating i'm sure, we'll find some ways ...

i don't think about the modern feminism as a way to independance, but as a confusion of today's women between independance and self sufficiency. this is really not smart. really not balanced. necessarily, it will return back in their face : nature doesn't like the void .....
they'll can't be interested only by themselves very long ... they'll perhaps realise that they aren't doing this experience all alone, not thinking that it can have an impact to their animal species "alter ego". i think that they just don't realise.
they're just exploring .... like teenagers, looking for who they are. you must take some distances, to see things more clearly sometimes.

i love my grandma even more when she tells me how she can't stand seing so many women on tv, everywhere, in politic, etc etc, ridiculours lol . they have to be everywhere, and not only copy men, but replace men.

to go back to music , i think that there are some links, at least, i feel it. music to me , from this point of view, is one of the images of our civilisation, and in today's music, what's predominant, is individualism, empty pretention, and no more emotions.
( what ? electro house nightclub crap is like music ? well not for me sir ! )
i link it with the way they go.... this sex is amputeed as music is amputeed : doesn't this make you think that these words : "individualism, no emotions, pretention, arrogance ... " are male like ? this is what happens when both sexs are too similar, to me. this is for me the image of the feminism attempt to look like men, or replace men, to escape men or better said : to escape women sex because of the men ( or the fact that they didn't invent something really, blaming us today )
lol,"it would be so much easier if there wasn't two sex anymore, but one, so that they won't have to be women anymore !"
but this is a delirium.

it's funny ,it makes me think how it shows that women want to exist other than as a sex, a second sex, stigmatised persons, trying to escape from this complex condition that marked them in the past. copying men, trying to avoid the differences between sexs also, seems the first solution, to escape something that certainy made them suffer. but it's not the solution : this is where they'll have to invent THE WOMAN. Let's not forget that men worked on this for themselves since a long time now.

i think that it's difficult for us, but we can thank the girls to have endly start to work on this, and to be as fast !!!! very impressive.

so let's continue to be smart, and let's help them to find their way now ... cause finaly, they're just like butterflys burning their wings on a lamp, at night, looking for the sunlight. they'll probably realise one day that we're not the problem. it's more a matter of : no one's fault, this is just the way it is ... and now we're more aware of these things.