Bad joke

Necrovore · Post by **Necrovore** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:39 pm

I read this over on another forum I go to and gave me a good chuckle.

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as
he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her
to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that gay
shit in our garden" she said.

Bad Kitty · Post by **Bad Kitty** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:52 pm

Ah.. the young Rebublican...

Bad Kitty · Post by **Bad Kitty** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:54 pm

Two drummers walk past a bar...
Yea, right, like that's gonna happen.

Bad Kitty · Post by **Bad Kitty** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:56 pm

How do you tell when a female lead singer is knocking at your door?

It doesn't matter. No matter how many times you tell them, they still don't know when to come in.

BashCoder · Post by **BashCoder** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:18 pm

What's the least used phrase in the English language?

"Look! There goes the banjo player in his Porsche!"

Bad Kitty · Post by **Bad Kitty** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:32 pm

A father buys his son a bass and some lessons for his birthday. The kid is overjoyed and goes off to his first lesson.
After he gets home his father asks him what he learned.
The son says, "Well, this is the bass, this is how you hold it, this knob makes it louder, this knob makes it bassier and these things up here are how you tune it. I'm going to learn how to do that at the next lesson."
His father asks him if he enjoyed it to which the son says, "Hell yea", His father asks if he's going back next week to which the son replies, "Hell yea".
The next week his son goes to his lesson and when he came back his father asks to see what he learned. His son takes his bass out of the case and says, "Well, this is the bass, this is how you hold it, this is how you tune it, this is an A, this is an E, and this is a C".
His father asked if he enjoyed it. The son says, "Hell yea!" He asked him if he was going back for another lesson. The son said, "Can't, got a gig."