Tired of drunk bandmembers

clarkydaz · Post by **clarkydaz** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:18 pm

to quote a certain bald yellow simpson

' beer. the cause and solution to all life's problems'

Bad Kitty · Post by **Bad Kitty** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:05 pm

My favorite is:

Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1897.

Mike

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:08 pm

A little sloppy drunk guitarist can sound good sometimes, but nothing changes the way the whole band sounds more than the drummer after a "coke" break!

-Andy

Tone Slinger · Post by **Tone Slinger** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:01 pm

Ha, Ha ! Yeah, get through with the next song in half the time. It would be a trip to hear some speed metal drummer coked up. He probably wouldnt last too long.